but can we talk about how fucking clever ruby was? she opens the door and sees fucking dean winchester, and she asks if he is delivering a pizza. like she covered any surprise and fear that she had and played dumb. ruby was a fucking genius
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.
Geek Engagement Ring Boxes
- Golden Snitch (Harry Potter)
- Carl’s House (Up)
- Harry Potter Book
- TARDIS (Doctor Who)
- Toy Story 2
- Super Mario
- Poke Ball (Pokemon)
- Companion Cube (Portal 2)
SOMEONE PROPOSE TO ME LIKE THIS PLEASE INVENT A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ONE
I WANT THIS PPPPPPPPPPPLEASE
Reblog If You Grew Up With This
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.
Mark Ruffalo, eating Ruffles on a Buffalo
You’re my favorite artist
At this point, I’m shocked when I’m seeing these things before they are reblogged by actual Mark Ruffalo.
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.